angels (russian) where i fear to tread

as usual i have nothing to comment on...

IF YOU'D LIKE TO ATTEND ROCK & DINE AT KOKOPELLI'S BY THE NANCY DREWS, PLEASE CONTACT ME VIA EMAIL FOR TICKETS - UNLVTOGS_at_YAHOO.COM. THIS IS A SPECIAL NIGHT OF GOURMET FOOD AND GOURMET MUSIC BY THE NANCY DREWS AND JT NOLAN & THE LOVELY AND TALENTED. YOU DO NOT WANT TO MISS OUT BECAUSE YOU WILL BE SAD YOU DID! I SHIT YOU NOT! TICKETS WILL NO LONGER BE SOLD AFTER WEDNESDAY MAY 17 BECAUSE THE CHEF NEEDS TO KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE TO COOK FOR. IF IT SEEMS LIKE I'M YELLING, I'M REALLY NOT, EXCEPT PERHAPS WHEN AN EXCLAMATION MARK FOLLOWS THE SENTENCE.

...except to pimp my band.