kiwi sifts through all that's left of humanity gone awry

so here we are in lovely denver, colorado, where the bureau of tourism would have you believe that denver gets over 300 days of sunshine a year! but the national weather people say it's more like 255, and while i'm more inclined to agree with the people who aren't necessarily trying to sell people on visiting and/or moving to denver, i suppose it really depends on what your definition of a "sunny day" is. does it have to be the whole day, from dawn to dusk? a partial day? what if it is sunny for only a matter of minutes? while these haunting questions are racking your brain, rest assured, today is not one of those 300 (255) days.

fucking snow.

one of the problems with living at chuck's is that thursday night is reality tv night. granted, i don't have to watch. i could stay in my room and write songs, which i usually do anyway but then i come out to make dinner and sit down to eat and 'survivor' is on so inevitably i get sucked in, not just 'survivor' but also 'american inventor'. now 'american inventor' is apparently a simon cowell spinoff. i just learned this from chuck that simon cowell is a snide british 'judge' on 'american karaoke'. so of course these 'inventor judges' have to include another snide brit. well this motherfucker, let me tell you what he said. this old man comes in with his invention which is a toilet seat that sucks away bad odors in through a filtration system so you're left with no bad odors, instead of spraying stuff around that masks bad odors. this british fuck is like "well, i hoff to tell you, i've never had that problem. if i do staht to have that problem, i just change what i eat." what? you think your shit doesn't stink? the guy got voted out, but his invention was better for the people that enter the bathroom when you're done because believe me, your shit stinks just as much as mine. i mean where does that asshole get off?

tonight my resolve is really going to be tested because i'm going to hear dj luccy spin at 3 kings tavern tonight and i will more than likely want to get a beer, but i've got to stick to my plan and just not drink until april 29th when the Drews rock the shit at the Old Curtis Street Bar.

i hear they're doing wonderful things with club soda these days.