welcome to paradise

one day at colorado rehearsal studios i went to drain the sea monster in between songs because we had been drinking beer. when i approached the urinal, i saw the above sign posted. "jimi" is the "landlord" (i.e. slumlord) of the colorado rehearsal studios. apparently some tenant had taken such a gargantuan shit that it clogged up the toilet. this was a bad thing to do because jimi actually lives in the building. jimi was mad, so jimi wrote the above note and posted it for all to see. i don't know what jimi did for a toilet while it was out, and quite frankly i don't want to know. however i DO know that even before this sign was posted, that would be the last place i'd take a dook.